Rachel [searching for a video]: Don’t look.

[My eyes avert]

Rachel: Ok, look.

[Music video for “Roll Out” by Ludacris visible on screen]

8:09 pm  •  30 December 2012  •  6 notes  •  View comments

Friends are pretty great because sometimes they will make a thing for you because they care about you ‘n stuff.

6:48 pm  •  29 December 2012  •  11 notes  •  View comments

Reminder that I drew a scene from Eraserhead at age 5 without ever having any knowledge of the film’s existence at that point in my life.

9:38 am  •  29 December 2012  •  23 notes  •  View comments

WHAT IS THE HIDDEN IMAGE?

IS IT OF DAVID LYNCH POSED LIKE A PIN-UP GIRL?

12:45 am  •  29 December 2012  •  2 notes  •  View comments

WE’RE WATCHING ERASERHEAD NOW AND I WISH EVERY HOUSE, HUT, APARTMENT, CONDO, TRAILER, SHACK, EVERY DWELLING SPACE WAS EQUIPPED WITH A DECENT HOME THEATER—along with, like, basic amenities, of course

12:35 am  •  29 December 2012  •  2 notes  •  View comments

NINE INCH NAILS YOUTUBE KARAOKE.

WHY IS THERE A LEOPARD PRINT BACKGROUND WHYYY

12:34 am  •  29 December 2012  •  6 notes  •  View comments

HAHA we’ve been drinking “Mexico City Burros” all night and we drunk-aoke’d “Blue Velvet” on YouTube on the TV. LIFE IS A SERIES OF FUCKING ABSURD WHIMS.

11:35 pm  •  28 December 2012  •  5 notes  •  View comments

This has been on pause for about 20 minutes already—and counting— while I check Internet things on my phone and each time I look up at Picard’s face I think, “Me too.”

12:16 am  •  28 December 2012  •  9 notes  •  View comments

[after karaoke-ing “Lovecats” over Skype]

L: Do you think Robert Smith has a cat and do you think that cat is black?

F: That cat probably lives in his hair.

L: Does he even still have hair?

F: Does he even still wear makeup?

[GOOGLE SEARCH: robert smith 2012]

YES & YES, apparently. Verdict is still out on le chat.

10:38 pm  •  27 December 2012  •  7 notes  •  View comments

I was wondering why she was hissing, spitting, and letting out this terrible low grumbling noise and then I saw THAT FACE.

8:59 pm  •  27 December 2012  •  6 notes  •  View comments

9:17 pm  •  26 December 2012  •  18 notes  •  View comments

Geordi, I’ve got good news for you…

2:53 pm  •  26 December 2012  •  9 notes  •  View comments

I’m just a little black rain cloud

2:27 pm  •  26 December 2012  •  6 notes  •  View comments

pretty berry burst haze striae outside my window right now

5:09 pm  •  25 December 2012  •  5 notes  •  View comments

I hope my neighbor was looking out his window the exact moment I looked out my window holding a huge cookie clenched between my teeth like a dog with a bone or like Clint Eastwood with a cigar.

Now he knows who he’s messing with if he ever thinks about trying to mess with me.

1:11 pm  •  25 December 2012  •  7 notes  •  View comments