Dogue saint candle crafting plans, TSA be damned.

9:56 pm  •  21 May 2013  •  14 notes  •  View comments

NOW! That’s What I Call Important Notes, Vol. 5000

9:02 pm  •  21 May 2013  •  12 notes  •  View comments

Found a cool ring while going through some old things today.

(It’s probably a Halloween cupcake decoration/prize.)

9:13 pm  •  14 May 2013  •  16 notes  •  View comments

“Gee, it sure is hot,” said the puddle of flesh-slime settling on the hardwood floor.

6:54 pm  •  13 May 2013  •  5 notes  •  View comments

Mother’s Day card my older sister made for our mom in 1996 (I think? I can’t tell from her handwriting. She was definitely a teen, though.)

“Well sorry for the cheap card. If you gave me money then maybe I could buy a real one (trix) Well bye.”

WELL BYE

12:40 pm  •  12 May 2013  •  5 notes  •  View comments

what started out as simply trying to draw Rocky & Bullwinkle turned into this……thing

2:04 am  •  7 May 2013  •  7 notes  •  View comments

I MUST SAY! When I saw the yellow plaid going on, I sort of hoped Ted Chaoughghghg would have suddenly morphed into Ed Grimley on this week’s Mad Men.

12:39 am  •  6 May 2013  •  3 notes  •  View comments

Beysus Christ

(Having a lot of fun with my Beyoncé H&M bag)

11:10 pm  •  5 May 2013  •  7 notes  •  View comments

tell me about it

12:08 am  •  5 May 2013  •  24 notes  •  View comments

I’m taking care of my uncle’s apartment & dog for a week & I can’t look at his dog & not think of Michael Shannon

1:16 pm  •  4 May 2013  •  6 notes  •  View comments

my hair is getting big

11:01 pm  •  30 April 2013  •  19 notes  •  View comments

Ruff drafpt of a possible cover for one of the mini comix I’ll be ~debuting~ at CAKE this year.

7:11 pm  •  30 April 2013  •  9 notes  •  View comments

Not sure what prompted the memory, but I just burst out laughing remembering that the vice principal in middle school made a morning announcement over the PA asking the students to stop hugging their friends before parting during passing period because it was causing congestion in the halls and making lots of people late for class.

I wasn’t really effected by the announcement because I was weird about hugging until around junior year of high school, but it was pretty fucked and silly and was obviously something that couldn’t be stopped or enforced and people kept hugging anyway because of, y’know, friendship ‘n stuff.

8:50 pm  •  27 April 2013  •  4 notes  •  View comments

Turned on the radio today while I slapped a sandwich together and this song started playing. It elevated the usual quiet monotony of sandwich-making I experience to an unexpected level of bunny-bouncing-‘round-the-kitchen bon temps.

New goal:

• Become a pro wrestler and make this my entrance theme. Head toward the ring hopping and waving my arms in the air, shimmying my spandex’d hips about while the fans cheer and the haters jeer.

11:32 pm  •  25 April 2013  •  5 notes  •  View comments

I saw ‘The Place Beyond the Pines’ today, tried drawing the Gos & co. from memory at the restaurant I’m at right now.

6:17 pm  •  21 April 2013  •  11 notes  •  View comments